Lamest Dad Jokes Ever!

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I love telling dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs.

I hate Autocorrect. It always makes me write articles I didn’t Nintendo in the first place.
Annoyed already? I just got started!

Prepared to get your world rocked by the corniest dad jokes ever!

Here’s an ode to President Tweety:
Did you know the secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the President is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell “Donald, duck!”

Pssst… Did you hear Batman skipped church today?
Well, that’s because he’s Christian Bale.

Here’s one that’ll make you slam your head against the wall.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

Don’t kill me for this. Blame the dads.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles.

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids…I’m a faux pa!
Sorry I had to include that one.

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
But then again, isn’t that all of us in our quest for healthy bodies!

I’m pretty sure this one crossed your mind at least once.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Well, this one is a love story worth a whole movie.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”

I mean ladies if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes… you need to let that mango.

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