I lost 300 pounds on the Keto Diet!! *COMEDY*

Best Doctor's Note Ever!!

When your friend owes you money!

Oop, there it is!

Hired the wrong popstars to shovel...

Stay back, my dog will kill you!!

When you finally see aliens...#FinishTheStory

Knife to a snowball fight!

If I could imagine anything

When you trim...

Stop copying me!!

SHAKE MY BABY!!

A literal sh** post 😂

SIX FEET!!!

God must really like you!!!

Surely you’re joking??

The Taco Tyrant

The Rubber Bandit

Take me to your leader!!

When you haven’t showered…

Break a leg

The Dandiest Lion

What time is it? Game time!!

Twinzies!!

Toilet paper emergency!!!

Taco Bell’s running right through me!

Dealing with bill collectors… (collab)

Do you have the time?

Chivalry isn’t dead…

Give me a break